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Kaitlin: “Mr. Chauncey, we have to ask God to put the Earth back together.”
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Tyler: “The only difference between “Special”, and “Wonderful”, is . . . Tyler.”
Chauncey: “We’re gonna be rich.”
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Number 1: “Yea? I got a number for ‘ya. Number 2 . . on your chest, jerk!”
Boy: My daddy needs pills for love.
Chauncey: “Hey brothers and sisters, it’s your friendly neighborhood hippie here with a message of peace. We can stop this knife fight if we all join hands and visualize a big hug in the sky.”
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